The chopper fireball files

Thursday, 21 April 2011

Batman Forever


After Tim Burton jumped ship, the captaincy of the Batman franchise was handed to Joel Schumacher – with, shall we say, mixed results.  

With Michael Keaton also bailing out, the bat-cowl was instead donned by a visibly uninterested Val Kilmer (Big Val and Schumacher famously spent most of the shoot not speaking to each other). Meanwhile, Tommy Lee Jones (Two Face) and Jim Carrey (The Riddler) spend the film competing to see who can mug at the camera the hardest, creating two of the most irritating villains in superhero history.  

These problems made Batman Forever (1995) a distinctly inferior sequel - thought still not as bad as the cinematic war crime Schumacher would commit two years later with Batman & Robin.  

Widely considered one of the worst superhero films ever committed to celluloid, that follow-up nuked the franchise so thoroughly it was more than a decade before the Caped Crusader could return to the big screen.  

Still, whatever its deficiencies, Batman Forever does at least deliver an exploding helicopter. And that's why we're here. 

Exploding helicopter action

The chopper goes boom during Two-Face's attempt to steal an absurdly oversized bank safe. Using a Sikorsky helicopter, he yanks the vault through the bank's wall and attempts to fly off with it. 
 
Fortunately, Batman turns up to ruin the fun. He unhooks the safe, then climbs aboard the helicopter. Using his cap (which apparently doubles as a blackout curtain), he blinds the pilot, causing the chopper to plough into the Statue of Liberty - despite the film not actually taking place in New York.  

Verdict 

A pretty decent explosion with a satisfyingly crunchy trail of wreckage. Then again, you'd expect at least something to blow up in a movie that cost $100 million. 

Relevance to plot 

Negligible. The whole sequence is really just an excuse to demonstrate Two-Face's chaotic approach to crime. Is dragging bank safe through a city via helicopter the work of an evil mastermind... or a showboating idiot? 

Artistic merit 

Schumacher knows his action onions and the scene is handled competently. Look closely, though, and the helicopter looks suspiciously model-like.  

Exploding helicopter innovation 

First helicopter to crash into the (fake) Statue of Liberty. 

Positives 

There's a pleasingly artful moment where the spinning rotor blades hack into Lady Liberty's head, and the debris cascades down her robes like fiery confetti. 

Negatives 

It's never explained how Two-Face survives a 500-foot fall, an exploding helicopter, and a general lack of superpowers - unless you count "can flip a coin" and "acts like a discount version of the Joker". 

Interesting fact 

When preparing for the role of The Riddler, Jim Carrey reportedly planned to shave a question mark into his hair. He later reconsidered as he was due to appear in court to finalise his divorce and presumably didn't want to look like a man who'd lost a bet.  

Friday, 1 April 2011

Exit Wounds

Steven Seagal plays a regulation issue maverick cop who’s assigned to an unruly precinct after one act of insubordination too far. 

The opening 10 minutes document Whispering Steve’s fall from grace which involves foiling an attempted assassination of the Vice President. 

After speaking at a public event, the Veep’s convoy is attacked. Naturally, the Secret Service response is inept providing Whispering Steve with the excuse to step in and save the day. 

After an alloy crunching car chase and bullet zinging shoot out, the villains whistle up a helicopter -complete with machine gunner – to help with the hit. 

Grabbing hold of a machine gun, the aikido arm-waver takes careful aim at the helicopter and deploys some precision firing to take out the chopper's fuel tank. The explosion rips through the fuselage and the chopper fully combusts. 

Intriguingly, prior to its incineration, the helicopter has what appeared to be an Eighties acid house smiley painted on the side. Presumably Seagal – who rather fancies himself as a blues guitarist – took great pleasure in destroying this visible reminder of how glo-stick wielding teens killed blues-based guitar music. 

Verdict

A rather uninspiring helicopter explosion. Aside from Old Totem face’s one-man war on acid house little imagination been brought to the scene. 

Relevance to plot

Any group capable of organising a high-level plot to assassinate the US Vice President would easily have the resources to muster a helicopter as part of their plan. However, the rave culture livery seems a rather odd choice when we learn that a red neck militia were behind the hit. 

Exploding helicopter innovation

First known destruction of an acid house style helicopter. OK, I'm really struggling here. Pretty much none. 

Interesting fact 

Excluding Machete, in which he has a cameo, this was Seagal’s last theatrically released film before he entered the world of DTV. 

Review by: Jafo