That’s right: for life. Or maybe watching this movie just seemed that long. After a hiatus of 17 years, the ageing Miami cop duo – stre...

By this point, “I’ll be back” has started to sound less like a promise and more like a grim cinematic threat. Imagine, for a moment, wal...

‘If all our goodies are so bad, then maybe our baddies might turn out to be good..?’ This, clearly, must have been the thinking at DC To...

Who would have guessed that, in a movie featuring 300-foot tall, fire-breathing monsters, the most unbelievable characters would all be hu...

Action movies set in the White House are like buses: you wait ages for one then two trundle along virtually at the same time. Following ...

Perhaps World War Zzzzzzzz... would have been a better title. After countless re-writes (and even re-shoots), this lumbering, re-animate...

It’s perhaps fitting that a movie about a man made of steel should also feature a leaden script, tinny direction and mechanical acting. Bu...

After The Da Vinci Code inexplicably made money, Hollywood was always going to squeeze a bit more out of the Dan Brown cash cow. But there w...

…aka A Bad Day To Go To The Cinema. Expectations were never high for the fifth instalment of the Die Hard franchise – Bruce is getting ...

The name’s Bond. Emo Bond. Yup. Forget Brosnan’s lazy charm, Connery’s flinty coolness, crap Roger’s independently moving eyebrows. This...